The holidays are here, and your wallet’s in a slump

But here are some words to cure your holiday grump

The big day is almost here and you’re ready to leave

Hopefully your boss will call a half day to give you reprieve

The freeways will be jammed-packed full of cars

And they’ll be closing down restaurants, shops and BARS

But fear not my friends, don’t be in a fit

The liquor store’s OPEN sign will still be lit

You can get your Modelo, your Corona, your Tecate

It doesn’t matter if you’ve been nice or naughty

Get your wife some Michelob Ultra and Miller Lite

Hopefully, she’s making sure her figure stays right

Yes get your Newcastle, your Guiness, your Stout

A beer with your buddies is what the holidays are all about!

Don’t forget Bud Light and Budweiser too,

“Cause this is Budeweiser, this is true”

Crack open a beer whether original or light

And say “Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!”