A string walks into a bar, hops on the bar stool, and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve strings here." Disappointed, the string hops down from the stool and goes to the next bar. He hops on the bar stool and says, again, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve strings here." The string continues down the row of bars in this fashion. At every bar, he hops on the barstool and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." Each time, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve strings here." Finally he gets to the last bar in the area. He's tired, he's sweaty, all he wants is a beer. He trudges inside, climbs on the barstool, and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve strings here." Pissed off, the string walks outside to think. He's a hard-working string. He deserves a beer. Finally, he comes up with an idea. He twists himself up and musses up his hair, then heads back into the bar. "Bartender, gimme a beer!" Bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Originally posted by Mr. SpockHumor is a difficult concept.My conversion ===------->> KILLER KEGERATOR"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry-"We old folks have to find our cushions and pillows in our tankards.
Strong beer is the milk of the old."
-Martin Luther-
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A skeleton walks into a bar, and says "I'll have a beer and a mop."____________________________________________
Our beer, which commeth in barrels, hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern
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Home Brew IPA
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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" the man reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, "I though you said your dog doesn't bite!". The woman replies, "He doesn't! This isn't my dog."Scott Zuhse, Instructor Micro Matic Dispense Institute
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Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."____________________________________________
Our beer, which commeth in barrels, hallowed be thy drink
Thy will be drunk, I will be drunk, at home as it is in the tavern
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Home Brew IPA
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You must be referring to 'Johnny's". That may be possible!Scott Zuhse, Instructor Micro Matic Dispense Institute
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartenders says we don't serve your kind. The mushroom says why not, I'm a fun guy!"No soldier can fight unless he is properly fed on beef and beer."
-John Churchill, First Duke of Marlborough
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Ha Ha that was a good one and I will have to remember that one for later.I like going on the Coors brewery tour.
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