Here's one that every Jumper knows!!!!! - Or Should

[jmc1972]

I have ridden the skies in great machines, hooked up and jumped with the best of men.

I have fought long and hard, and when I felt I had no energy left, I have been fired by the fear that if I stopped fighting, my comrades would die.
And when I was in danger, enemy all around, I heard the thunder from my left and my right, as my life was defended. I have never been alone.
I live, jump, fight and battle to victory with the greatest assemblage of men on earth.

Gentlemen, to the BROTHERHOOD of the AIRBORNE.

To the AIRBORNE!

[Zeosstud]

2 Things fall from the sky...

Birdshit and Fools.


Zeosstud

( PS, having served my country for 9.5 years in the Army, completing 2 overseas tours and 3 stateside I would like it to be known I have nothing
but respect for those crazy SOB's that jump out of perfectly good planes )

[jumper]

Sport skydiver here, but I had a few opportunities during my military career to make some jumps. I've got a lot of respect for my airbourne brothers.