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05-02-2006, 12:37 PM
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Get Smarter With Beer!
It has been proven that beer kills brain cells.
However, given Darwin’s "Survival of the fittest" theory, beer kills the weaker brain cells and thus makes you smarter!
At this rate I should be a genius in no time! 
Semper Fi,
The Gunns
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
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05-02-2006, 09:21 PM
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You are not already a genius[?][?][?][^]
Scott Zuhse, Instructor Micro Matic Dispense Institute
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05-03-2006, 11:12 AM
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Quote:
quote:Originally posted by Scott Zuhse
You are not already a genius[?][?][?][^]
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Good point, I stand corrected... 
Semper Fi,
The Gunns
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
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05-04-2006, 07:08 AM
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Was it from Darwin's theory on Survival of the Fittest? I sure hope it came from Cliff- I never heard of Darwin being a beer drinker...LOL
Read below:
Cliff's Buffalo Theory
This is credited to an episode of Cheers in which Cliff explains to Norm the 'Buffalo Theory':
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as
the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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05-04-2006, 07:16 AM
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I do believe that Cliff was simply explaining Darwins theory. Never the less, you can't argue with science. Let's all get drunk and go to a Mensa meeting!
Semper Fi,
The Gunns
"Beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy" - Benjamin Franklin
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05-04-2006, 01:00 PM
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works for moi [xx(]
"So many great beers, so little time, and only one liver" Mark
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