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10-07-2008, 02:25 PM
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...walks into a bar
A string walks into a bar, hops on the bar stool, and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve strings here." Disappointed, the string hops down from the stool and goes to the next bar. He hops on the bar stool and says, again, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve strings here." The string continues down the row of bars in this fashion. At every bar, he hops on the barstool and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." Each time, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve strings here." Finally he gets to the last bar in the area. He's tired, he's sweaty, all he wants is a beer. He trudges inside, climbs on the barstool, and says, "Bartender, gimme a beer." The bartender says, "I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve strings here." Pissed off, the string walks outside to think. He's a hard-working string. He deserves a beer. Finally, he comes up with an idea. He twists himself up and musses up his hair, then heads back into the bar. "Bartender, gimme a beer!" Bartender says, "Hey, aren't you that string that was in here a few minutes ago?" The string says, "Nope, I'm a frayed knot."
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."
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10-07-2008, 03:17 PM
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I like that!
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....ONE KEG OF BEER FOR THE FOUR OF US......FOR ONE OF US COULD DRINK IT ALL ALONE.
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10-07-2008, 06:28 PM
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Knew a great little 2 man band in Ft. Lauderdale a few years back
(Frayed Knots) their moto, make all the requests you want, our answer frayed knot.
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10-07-2008, 08:33 PM
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Originally Posted by Mr. Spock
Humor is a difficult concept.
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The liver is evil, it must be punished!
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry-
I love the smell of hops in the morning!
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10-08-2008, 03:51 AM
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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "Why the long face?''
A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says" hey, we have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says " You have a drink named Mike?"
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10-08-2008, 10:55 AM
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A skeleton walks into a bar, and says "I'll have a beer and a mop."
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."
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10-08-2008, 11:13 AM
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A man walks into a bar and sits down next to a lady and a dog. The man asks, "Does your dog bite?". The lady answers, "Never!" the man reaches out to pet the dog and the dog bites him. The man says, "I though you said your dog doesn't bite!". The woman replies, "He doesn't! This isn't my dog."
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10-08-2008, 03:06 PM
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Bacon and Eggs walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast."
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."
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10-09-2008, 09:52 AM
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra....
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."
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10-09-2008, 10:04 AM
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You must be referring to 'Johnny's". That may be possible!
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10-09-2008, 01:42 PM
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A mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartenders says we don't serve your kind. The mushroom says why not, I'm a fun guy!
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10-10-2008, 03:53 AM
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Did you hear about the agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac? He would stay up all night wondering if there really was a dog.
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