There was a bright wizard named Alan
Who consumed amber ale by the gallon-
And under his spell
Was a falcon from hell
Who would snatch brewer’s stout with his talon.
There was a park ranger named Dale
Who liked making moonshine and ale-
He first filled a mug
But drank the whole jug
Then passed out and drowned in his pail.

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The liver is evil, it must be punished!

"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
-Dave Barry-