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Old 02-22-2008, 12:08 PM
cubby_swans cubby_swans is offline
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Default One of my favorite hashing songs - In heaven there is no beer.

In Heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here,
all our friends will be drinking all our beer.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."

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Old 02-25-2008, 07:48 PM
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Is that one of Alvin Stavinski's numbers?
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Old 02-25-2008, 08:38 PM
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Talking Some beer limericks...

There was a bright wizard named Alan
Who consumed amber ale by the gallon-
And under his spell
Was a falcon from hell
Who would snatch brewer’s stout with his talon.

There was a park ranger named Dale
Who liked making moonshine and ale-
He first filled a mug
But drank the whole jug
Then passed out and drowned in his pail.

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Old 02-27-2008, 06:41 AM
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Is that one of Alvin Stavinski's numbers?
I don't know who it's by, all I know is I've sung it many drunken times.
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."

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Old 04-18-2008, 09:28 PM
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In Heaven there is no beer.
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here,
all our friends will be drinking all our beer.
Drink it down down down down

Wrangler - SH3 (Summit NJ)
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Old 04-21-2008, 01:19 PM
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Drink it down down down down

Wrangler - SH3 (Summit NJ)
I knew someone would read that eventually that got it....

On On! BH4 (Big-Hump - St. Louis, MO)
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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery
and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might
be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself,
"It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than
be selfish and worry about my liver."

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