Alcoholics Prayer
Not sure if this is already posted but I have it framed in my basement,...very classy:
Alcoholics Prayer
Our beer which cometh in barrles,
Hallowed be thy drink.
Thy will be drunk
I will be drunk
At home as it is in the tavern.
Give us this day our daily beverage
And forgive us our spillages
As we forgive those who spill against us.
And lead us not to incarceration
But deliver us from hangovers
For thine is the vodka, the shots and the cocktails.
Forever and ever,
Barmen.
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